No. 1: Bit Particle Gun
A toy ray gun I wired up as a TV remote, and only Channel+ works.
Channel+ only
Mad scientist. Founder of the Future Gadget Laboratory. Lab Mem 001.
I'm eighteen, a first-year at Tokyo Denki University. The mad scientist is a character I play.
In the lab. Akihabara, August 2010. Still up in the lab. where you are.
Eight inventions from the Future Gadget Laboratory. The world is not ready for them.
Eight things we made in the lab. Most of them only half work.
A toy ray gun I wired up as a TV remote, and only Channel+ works.
Channel+ only
A camera on a bamboo toy copter with no stabiliser, so the picture spins.
Image rotates
A lie detector that reads the sweat on your thumb.
Reads thumb sweat
An instant humidifier. It fills a room with steam in seconds.
Steam in seconds
A dryer that runs off a vacuum cleaner's exhaust.
Dryer plus vacuum
A glow stick with a handle. It's a copy of the swords in Spark Wars.
Imitation
Twelve small CRTs in a ball, meant as optical camouflage.
Camouflage, attempted
A microwave you run from a phone. It turns bananas into gel, and it can send a text into the past.
Name subject to change
Field reports to my contact inside the Organization. Every call is encrypted. Every call ends the same way.
I call the Organization when things go badly. There is no Organization, and my phone is off.
Mayuri and I went to a press conference, and I left early. Nobody picked up.
Our microwave turned a banana into jelly. I was excited and had nobody to tell.
Kurisu started coming to the lab. She is smarter than me, and I didn't know what to say to her.
We ran out of Dr Pepper. It was two in the morning.
We tried to win the lottery by texting the past. One number was off, so we won nothing.
From here the calls stop being a performance.
These calls cover the second half of the story. The whole account, told properly, is on WORLD LINE.
I kept leaping back to save her, and I kept failing.
Each D-mail had granted a friend something. I undid them one by one.
I chose Mayuri, and I lost Kurisu.
I went back to the first day and changed what happened without changing what I saw.
It worked. They are both alive.
Weeks later I ran into Kurisu on the street. She almost remembered me.
Future Gadget Laboratory. Second floor, above a cathode ray tube shop in Akihabara. Established March 2010.
One room on the second floor, above Mr. Braun's CRT shop in Akihabara. I founded it in mid-March 2010.
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